Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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