that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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