Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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