Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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