I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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