This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
