last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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