I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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