she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I currently don't understand fingers.
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