yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
COCAINE IS GR8
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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