I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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