i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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