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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

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(484): Totally smoking with fifteen year olds. http://tfl.nu/wzuc

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...

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(402): So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant... http://tfl.nu/xr5a

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him

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Just another sign I need to get out of this town

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(608): So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him (608): Just another sign I need to get out of this town http://tfl.nu/jzm5

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(845): View more from New York

u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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(845): u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap http://tfl.nu/abw0

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(734): View more from Michigan

I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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(734): I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come... http://tfl.nu/n638

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(214): View more from Texas

Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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(214): Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again. http://tfl.nu/14ik

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...

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(781): I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer... http://tfl.nu/rcmz

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.

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(303): My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume. http://tfl.nu/bk4q

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(913): View more from Kansas

So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on

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(913): So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on http://tfl.nu/dyrr

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.

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(843): If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is. http://tfl.nu/wd98

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(616): View more from Michigan

which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!

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(616): which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?! http://tfl.nu/hp73

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(917): View more from New York City

Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.

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(917): Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP. http://tfl.nu/0qve

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(516): View more from New York

Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM

(973): View more from New Jersey

I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std

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(516): Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM (973): I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std http://tfl.nu/e0ex

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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"

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(858): she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec" http://tfl.nu/979e

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(407): View more from Florida

Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?

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(407): Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now? http://tfl.nu/dq80

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