I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.