like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
why is half of my head shaved?
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