This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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