just tell him i said nine months
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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