Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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