I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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