let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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