He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
