I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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