you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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