I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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