party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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