I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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