Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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