he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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