Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My ass is underappreciated
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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