is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's blow job season.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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