I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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