I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Is this the acid talking?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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