Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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