VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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