What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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