are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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