Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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