? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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