I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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