Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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