But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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