tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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