So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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