Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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