What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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