Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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