Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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