just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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