I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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