I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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