I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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