Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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