did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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