I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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