I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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